I get progressively uglier throughout the day
Beck was a real friend
my textbook and i have a lot in common
im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday
police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
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