no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
It’s because they’re closer to hell.
anal eyes analyze anal lies
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
|—||A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via dutchster)|
this is a masterpiece
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: what are we?
These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀
started from the bottom
now we’re here